PM Netanyahu refutes Arab MKs claims that Israel is digging under temple mount.
Some nifty platforms displayed at Israel Defense security exhibition.
Following the incidents at temple mount and the riots in surrounding Arab neighborhoods Local Arab youth participated in the stoning of the Hebron Jewish community.
Remember when a few years ago the whole world went mad cos someone attacked America? The USA went looking for asses to kick, reaching Afghanistan and Iraq.
Hey now! This time it’s Iran.
Clinton said that Iran has little time left to make up their mind, otherwise the good troops of of the united states will go all out war.
I’m not sure who to believe anymore 
I’m going crazy over the latest news from Israel. It’s like the whole world has gone mad, but the majority of this craziness originates right there, at that flash point.
War this, horror that, oppression here, settlement there. Kidnapped soldiers, slaughtered children, ruined homes, destroyed family cells. The world is going mad, MAD! I tell you.
Hundreds of thousands of Mousavi supporters took the streets by storm following the election, to protest hard headed president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s disputed victory. Iranian security forces violently cracked down, and at least 40 protesters were killed during the unrest, according to police. Civil rights groups believe the number could be far greater.
One of those killed on June 20 was Neda Agha Soltan, a 27-year-old woman shot to death on the sidelines of a Teheran demonstration. Her dying moments on the street were caught on a video viewed by millions on YouTube, and she became an icon for the opposition’s struggle.
The Iranian authorities have exerted pressure on the families of slain protesters to not mourn publicly out of fear the gatherings could spark the kind of demonstrations that followed the June 12 presidential vote, according to the opposition.
The supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who has final say over all state matters, has demanded the opposition immediately drop its claims that the election was marred by massive vote fraud. But Mousavi and his supporters have kept up the pressure by criticizing the state’s harsh response and reaching out to top clerics for support.
A group of nearly 50 Mousavi supporters showed up at the site of Rouhalmini’s planned memorial Sunday to protest against the government’s crackdown on the opposition, said eyewitnesses, speaking on condition of anonymity for fear of reprisal. Many Iranian policemen were also at the scene, they said.
Dozens of protesters gathered in north Tehran on Saturday and chanted “death to the dictator” and “give us our vote back” before they were brutally attacked and beaten by police and the Basij.
Meanwhile, a group of hard-line students asked Iranian lawmakers to summon Ahmadinejad to parliament to question why he waited almost a week to obey Khamenei’s order to dismiss Mashai.
It’s been said that once you squeeze a good one out, you can never stop. That’s how the cookie crumbles, and I like that cookie. Newspapers are like that, and the TV was like that too, a long long while ago. I can still remember how those news made people dance in the street, like Bobby the gay chimney sweeper, or Ludwig, the awful horse jockey. I recall the smell, straight from the press. The ink, those little anectdotes, all the good news coming out like a huge burst of LMAO.
David Carradine’s death was a huge kung fu blow to us all. Like a ninja chop to the bone, like a huramagetichi flip. He’s apparent sucidie left people dazed and confused, for so long. “It’s not true!”, that’s what the media said. The whole spectrum of online news sites screamed gevald from the rooftops. My laptop computer was on fire, crying tears of sadness, like a confused crocodile. People claimed he hung him self, nside a closet, for physical pleasure, like a spidr monkey on ice. The ninjas of the world stood in a moment of silence, and Vladimir Putin threw poop at his table. This was like the internt, only worse.
Abu-Chicho, the online news monkey, you’d drop dead if I tell you what he did when the news got out. It was like an ice storm in the tin can.
Welcome to the world, oh, you little one. I will wrap you in an old newspaper, and this will be the televised begining of your life. Flowers will bloom, and your baby bottom will tinkle with laughter. Later, on the Television, the flowers and letters will form big trucks and tanks and seaweed, and people will kiss the hand of the king, cos it is I! The KING! who showed the world what’s compassion, when I laid my clearance upon thee.
In other news, a Nigerian general was killed in an explosion caused by a faulty keyboard. It was the fauld of Mormon, the angry goose, he was loose, on the anoose, with a noose, and we all know thast pretty noose is pretty pain.
A Russian polar bear (linking back to my previous post) was killed by a local mafia artist. It was at first possible that the bear was infact a beer, but later on the news it was shownthat all hell broke loose, and that it was a greenpeace activist that was trying to catch a bag of gold, following a news tip he got from a local newspaper. I love paper; and you too.
Is global warming connected to the cheese industry? I for one have a got feeling it does! It appears that evil cheese masterminds have a lot to do with polar melt-downs, and the ruining of the ozon layer. It was reported last week that a giant cheese monster was sighted outside NY, loitering, and eating the ozon right out. This amazing story wasn’t even on the news! could you belive that? Hundreds of New York’s best (both cops, firemen and reporters) were unable to report this massive event, cos the secret govermnet prevented entering to that specfic area. I kid you not.
It’s often reprted that it’s those pesky bears who are to blame for the melting of the ice domes. Sweet lord baby Jesus in heaven knows that those annoying animals were causing lot’s more o’ trouble before the FBI took care of them. And now, of all times, the’ve found huge bi-focal glasses, and are shooting laser beams with them, and that’s what melting the caps.
All ove the world news anchors are crying out blimey about the sad subject, but all reports are balanced by the left wing online media, with their people friendly news, and tree hugging coffee mugs. I love trees, dont’ get me wrong, but still, those bears, some one has got to do something about them. This sh*t makes me wanna break down and cry like the howling wolf.
If the news network media would only stop for a moment and listen to the gospel of our loving god, sweet baby Jesus, we would all be saved. Just give that bear a crucifix, that’s what I say! Is there even any other way? I fear not.
I know that some groups did their best to help. People like Jews for Jesus, the Jehova family, the Manson Clan, the Future Milkmaids of Sweden, Vattican City, James Brown, Golden Brown, Mike Patton, The Mighty Boosh, to name but a few. But it’s like there’s no stopping them, plus, those bears are getting help from those nasy penguins, they’re in this together now, and they will make it full somehow.
My buddy Abu-Chicho, he’s in the business of hummus. He claims that there is a special cure found in his chickpea paste, and there alone. If you eat it, wait a couple of hours, suddenly everything is looking better, that’s what she said.
Abu Chicho is located in the city of Ashkelon, on the corner of Haim and Moshe streets, and he’s open all night long. Best pita bread in town!
My friend Steve told me that the rght thing to do is writing about global news, in other words “world news”, which is funny cos it’s actually the same thing, but not quite. Once I master this field, according to him, I might just become the most interesting and active and wanted reporter in the universe. I said I’ll try, but wasn’t able to promise anything, cos I’m like that, and that’s the way it is.
My friend steve is an awesome journalist. I read his articles all the time. He often writes about what’s in his opinion most interesting. He’s got his finger on the world pulse, following the event’s that change the world. I love reading about news, especially when it’s coming from him. His gonzo way of wrting is good for me cos I simply agree with most of his takes on politics and world leaders. It’s like he sees eye to eye with me, and with the conciense that every one should keep. But alas, people lost their moral compass, and I belive that the most valuable action that must be taken is restoring the order of things, to the former status, where people knew right from wrong, and vice versa.
If a terror act occurs somwhere, my buddy steve checks the details, and reports them in a most accurate of ways. The thing that in my honest opinion seperates steve from other news mofos is that he is true to the people. He cares not for power or money. He knows that people are the most valued treasure on this planet, and he wants to take care of them, like a huge fat mother, mothering every person, every hungry child, every soldier far away from home, every uneployed person, every single mother, every child that’s not able to read, and sometimes even actresses that get underpaid or dumped cos they got old.
Old people love him, cos old people are wise. They’re citizens fo the world, they’ve been to places, and now they know best. And sometimes knowing best is the answer. They often agree with every single world he writes down, cos it’s the truth. Truth! When was the last time you’ve heard the truth? I honestly dunno.
In every body count Steve sees the parents and orphans. In every crack house he sees lost children. In every parliament he discovers liars and thieves and murderes and rapists, and he knows how to fron them and make them pay. He’s like Charles Bronson.
Free online news!
That’s the key to global peace, that’s the key to our growth as the human race loses it’s form and shape.
we all must gonvere to create reliable, cheap, free, and most of all good news, today!
In this growing global nation, we all must try hard to get together, create new interesting news, pugt them online, and support local warming, made out of trees and babies. I love babies, theyare delicious and wonderfully edible.
Ahoy!
Operating the world wide webs online news system won’t be any trouble, since we all use the internet on daily basis.I love you guys, I wanna kiss you all, thast’s what news is all about!
global world news wonderful news, I love them! I wanna eat something, since it’s good to eat stuff. Don’t you find that good news fill you with joy and the feeling of wholesomeness?
I surfed the web today, to see if it still bleeds. Focusing on the pain, the only thing that is real. The needle tore a hole, as big as an icecream truck. I loved every second of it.
Just think of it like that song: hey hey, I saved the world today. That’s our little secret, stating the day with a sond in your heart, a sol to kiss, some good news to start up your day. That’s how I survive, like the eye of the tiger, like a training montage shot very very slowly. This is me, but how about you?
Politics are not everyone’s favorite cup of tea ( mine is earl gray, not gay, LOL), what’s yours? What’s your political opinion on the daily newspaper report?
Free, free for all, great and free, that’s how news, should be. Bt are we there yet? I hope wi will be soon. I’m not sure if the world is ready for it, but we can at least try. If all sides just relax for a while, drink that uppermentioned cup of tea, or even some cofee, with milk, cos milk is good for your thinking and reasoning, and growth. Drink up buddies, It’s all good. :)
I imagine that my idea could catch on, like hot fire or like hot buns, or someting like that. I have a dream, and dreaming is the first step. True that. Word up.
Open yor own blog, even right here, on wordpress, it’s pretty easy, you’d be able to do that in a few short minutes. Blogging is the first step, isn’t it? Once you do that – everything should fall just right into place. And that place is good, no, scratch that. that place is great.
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